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Personal Space Invader

Suzanne Paul's Method

PREPARATION

Boundaries to firm, line emotional tray with patience

DIFFICULTY

Sticky, with clingy undertones

SERVINGS

One batch of rich chocolate comfort, best enjoyed solo (no sharing, no hugging)

1
Politely ask for space
You’ve done it 100 times. She’s still coming in hot. 
2
Carry a traffic cone and claim your perimeter
Dramatic? Yes. Effective? Also yes.
3
Arm yourself with a spray bottle
When she lunges, spritz firmly and declare, “Back, Brenda!” Works on cats, works on chronic huggers.
4
Or… bake yourself some brownies for boundaries.
Grab your Chelsea sugar, cocoa, and courage. It’s hard to feel smothered when you’re up to your elbows in batter.

Set Your Boundaries & Your Batter

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do I get that perfect fudgy texture?

Don’t overmix once the Edmonds flour goes in and pull them from the oven while the centre still looks slightly soft. Brownies, like boundaries, firm up as they cool.

Can I bake them in a mug? Yes, and it’s the ultimate solo activity. No sharing, no crumbs, no contact—just chocolate serenity in three microwave minutes. Try our Brownie in a Mug recipe.
Why does my brownie top never get that shiny crust?

Beat the eggs and sugar longer before adding butter - those air bubbles are your glossy secret. It’s like emotional processing: a little extra effort for a smoother surface.

Can I freeze brownies for later?

Absolutely. Slice, wrap, and store them airtight. Perfect for when you sense another unsolicited hug approaching.

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Dose of Dissociating

Suzanne Paul's Method

PREPARATION

One deep sigh + 10 minutes of (emotional) oven preheating

DIFFICULTY

Publicly mortifying

SERVINGS

One eye roll, one dad joke, a dozen chewy distractions.

1
Disassociate like a pro
Smile vaguely, nod politely, and pretend you’ve never met this man.
2
Hide behind the dessert menu
Out of sight, out of punchline.
3
Start a podcast called My Dad Said What?
Therapeutic, but not everyone’s ready for that level of exposure.
4
Or… bake chewy choc chip cookies
Perfectly soft, loaded with chocolate, and blessedly incapable of public embarrassment.

Stay Sweet Under Pressure

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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I freeze the dough?

Yes, cookie dough freezes beautifully. Roll it into balls first, then freeze. Future you will thank present you when Dad starts telling the same joke again next weekend. 

How do I get my cookies chewy, not crispy? Chill your dough before baking, use brown sugar for moisture, and take them out just as the edges set. Remember, slightly underdone now means perfectly chewy later. Patience: the universal parenting lesson. 
What’s the secret to perfect chocolate distribution?

Stir in your chips at the end so they don’t melt early. Fold gently, don’t overmix. Life’s better when you don’t overwork it. 

How do I make my choc chip cookies gluten-free without losing the chew?

Use a good 1:1 Edmonds gluten-free flour blend and don’t skip the chill time as it helps the dough firm up before baking. The result? All the gooey comfort, none of the wheat, and zero compromise on cookie-to-crumb satisfaction. Take a look at our Gluten Free Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe

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Double Tap of Doom

Suzanne Paul's Method

PREPARATION

3 minutes of blind panic + 45 minutes of baking therapy

DIFFICULTY

Emotionally unstable

SERVINGS

One humiliated stalker and a tray of fudgy redemption

1
Delete your social media apps
You’ll redownload them in ten minutes, but it’s the illusion of control that counts.
2
Change your eye colour
If you can’t hide your shame, disguise it. Blue contacts, new identity, fresh start.
3
Start a rumour that your account was hacked
Classic, timeless, wildly unconvincing.
4
Or… bake a batch of Afghans
Chocolatey crunch, sweet redemption. Nothing says “moving on” like melting butter instead of your dignity.

Stay Strong, Bake On

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Frequently Asked Questions

I’m out of cornflakes, what’s the best substitute?

No cornflakes? Crush up some plain biscuits or rolled oats instead. They’ll change the texture a touch, but that’s baking! A little less crunch, a little more charm, still delicious. 

Can I un-like a post fast enough before they notice? Sadly, no amount of speed rivals the instant gratification of the “like” notification. Channel that reflex into creaming butter and sugar instead. Both should be light, fluffy, and free of regret.
My biscuits spread too much! What did I do wrong?

Butter too soft, oven too hot - we’ve all been there. Chill your dough a little before baking, and remember: patience, not panic, makes for better biscuits and better decisions.

I’m not a walnut fan. Can I skip them?

Definitely. Afghans are forgiving like that. Try chocolate buttons, pretzels, or leave them plain. The key is contrast - a bit of crunch to balance all that fudgy sweetness. 

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Intrusive Thoughts

Suzanne Paul's Method

PREPARATION

One overripe banana + one looming sense of guilt

DIFFICULTY

Overmixed feelings 

SERVINGS

One conflicted parent, two kids, and a loaf of moral redemption

1
Confess your secret favourite
Therapeutic? Maybe. Wise? Absolutely not.
2
Book a family therapy session
Helpful, yes, but costs more than your entire pantry. 
3
Swap one kid for a puppy
Tempting, but harder to explain at school pickup.
4
Or… mash those feelings right into the bowl
Grab your spotty bananas, fold in the guilt, and bake until self-forgiveness smells like caramelised comfort.

Fight Those Thoughts

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Frequently Asked Questions

My banana bread keeps sinking in the middle — what am I doing wrong?

Classic overachiever move. Drop your oven temperature by 10°C and resist opening the door too early. Patience makes fluffier loaves and calmer parents.

Can I use frozen bananas?  Yes! Let them defrost and drain the excess liquid. They look horrifying but bake beautifully. 
Can I add chocolate chips or nuts?  Absolutely. Add whatever keeps you sane. Chocolate for joy, walnuts for crunch, or both if you’re trying to win back a kid’s affection. 
Is banana bread breakfast or dessert?

 Yes. 

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Corporate Conundrums

Suzanne Paul's Method

PREPARATION

6 years    

DIFFICULTY

Tough

SERVINGS

Full Blown Identity Crisis

1
Fake your own death
Extreme? Yes. Effective? Also yes. Just don’t forget to clear your desk first.
2
Change your name
 If you can’t beat the mistake, become the mistake. Six years of “Sharon” means it’s time you answered to it too.
3
Relocate
New town, new start, zero chance of running into what’s-their-name. Huntly awaits.
4
Or... bake a carefree carrot cake
The only option that doesn’t require paperwork, a moving van, or a fake passport.

Solve Your Conundrum

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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I swap brown sugar for white sugar?

You sure can. White sugar will give you a lighter colour and a slightly less caramel-y flavour, but your bake will still come out sweet and delicious. Think of it as the tidy desk version of your recipe - less depth, but no less effective.

What if I don’t own a cake tin? Baking laughs at rules. Pour the batter into a loaf tin, muffin tray, or even a roasting dish. As long as it’s oven-proof, you’re good to go. Just keep an eye on the bake time and remember: slightly rustic is still Instagrammable. Make sure you tag us! 
How do I make this dairy-free? Easy peasy. Sub in plant-based milk (oat, soy, almond) and swap butter for dairy-free margarine or coconut oil. For cream cheese icing, try a vegan cream cheese or whip up a cashew-based version. The cake will still come out rich, moist, and 100% office-appropriate.
Do I really need walnuts?

Not at all. Walnuts add crunch, but if you’ve got a nut-free crowd, leave them out or swap for seeds (like pumpkin or sunflower). The cake is still a hero without them—less crunch, more munch.

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